I have been contemplating it now for some time, and after much rumination I have decided to place an advertisement in the local newspapers in order to make myself known and attract droves of rich and willing customers. The advertisement will be forty by forty centimeters and it will cost me € 90.90 for a single placement. I have a chosen a simple and straight-forward approach, and this is what it will look like:
Brengt uw website wat u ervan verwacht?
» Het kan nog beter! En... voor een redelijke prijs.
Professionele analyse, ontwerp en advies om
van uw Internet-site een booming business
Nieuwsgierig naar onze aanpak?
Bel 0182-536616 of mail email@example.com
For all you unfortunate souls out there who are unable to decipher all this gutteral Dutch drivel, I will attempt to translate it into readable English. Here goes:
Is your website doing what it's supposed to do?
» Make it work even better! And... for a decent price.
Professional analysis, design and advice can
make your Internet-site into a real
Curious how we do it?
Call 0182-536616 or mail firstname.lastname@example.org
I would say that there are probably few souls out there who can resist this declaration of my unbelievably professional services, guaranteed to improve your e-business beyond your wildest dreams. And all for a reasonable and solid price. When you have a good idea, it can bring you a long way, I think.