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Wednesday / April 23rd / 2003
An ad that attracts droves...

I have been contemplating it now for some time, and after much rumination I have decided to place an advertisement in the local newspapers in order to make myself known and attract droves of rich and willing customers. The advertisement will be forty by forty centimeters and it will cost me € 90.90 for a single placement. I have a chosen a simple and straight-forward approach, and this is what it will look like:

Brengt uw website wat u ervan verwacht?

» Het kan nog beter! En... voor een redelijke prijs.

Professionele analyse, ontwerp en advies om
van uw Internet-site een booming business
te maken.

Nieuwsgierig naar onze aanpak?
Bel 0182-536616 of mail info@gishteq.com

GISHTEQ
www.gishteq.com

For all you unfortunate souls out there who are unable to decipher all this gutteral Dutch drivel, I will attempt to translate it into readable English. Here goes:

Is your website doing what it's supposed to do?

» Make it work even better! And... for a decent price.

Professional analysis, design and advice can
make your Internet-site into a real
booming business.

Curious how we do it?
Call 0182-536616 or mail info@gishteq.com

GISHTEQ
www.gishteq.com

I would say that there are probably few souls out there who can resist this declaration of my unbelievably professional services, guaranteed to improve your e-business beyond your wildest dreams. And all for a reasonable and solid price. When you have a good idea, it can bring you a long way, I think.


~ Posted at 09:49 AM | Gishteq
  
So far there are 9 comments.

i... must... hire... gishteq. cannot... resist... its... power. Good luck.
Posted by Stu D. at April 23, 2003 06:43 PM


Sounds great to me! Do you validate the parking too? ;-)
Posted by Pat at April 23, 2003 08:59 PM


Yes of course, validating the parking is part of the deal. We are geared towards complete, integrated packages for everyone wanting to make their e-business infrastructure more cost-effective.
Posted by Kiffin at April 23, 2003 10:33 PM


Great ad. Good luck!.Love,Maman
Posted by Maman at April 24, 2003 05:33 PM


Very nice ad Kiffin! Have you gotten any response yet? How much is € 168.40 in American currency?
Posted by Scott M at April 25, 2003 07:10 AM


For those unfamiliar with the exchange rate bewteen US dollars and Euros, one Euro is now 1.10135 dollars (25-May-2003). So that means the ad will cost me around $, including tax (19%) bringing it to a grand total of $119.13. Kind of expensive when you think about it. For those interested in a web-based conversion site, check out xe.com.
Posted by Kiffin at April 25, 2003 08:59 AM


Now that the ad has been out there for a couple of days, is there any action? We gotsta know! ;-)
Posted by Pat at April 25, 2003 06:55 PM


The ad doesn't go out until this upcoming Monday. Will definitely keep you kind folks posted.
Posted by Kiffin at April 26, 2003 10:30 AM


Hi, Kiffin, It's an excellent ad and I wish you much success with it. We are all pulling for you. Love to the whole family, Jeanine
Posted by Jeanine (your aunt) at April 28, 2003 03:46 AM


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